Awkward/Weird Situations Thread

November 20, 2010 @ 21:49:57 PM
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I hate when everyone in class is talking, then it gets silent while your still talking and everyone is staring at you waiting for you to be quiet.
November 20, 2010 @ 22:47:03 PM
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I hate it when you're at an NBA game (but you only paid for 10$ nosebleeds) so you sneak down to the empty lower level seats during the 3rd quarter and the owner comes back..
November 20, 2010 @ 23:59:01 PM
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I hate it when I'm alone in my car then someone gets in right after I fart, and it gets mad stinky. Shit's funny at the same time though.
November 22, 2010 @ 00:40:07 AM
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when your around a girl you dont like and you get a boner then she notices and thinks you like her but you were thinking about a porno you watched last night and now shits awkward
November 22, 2010 @ 01:57:34 AM
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I was downloading some Drake song from YoungMoneyHQ, .

that is embarassing.
November 22, 2010 @ 02:39:22 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
when your around a girl you dont like and you get a boner then she notices and thinks you like her but you were thinking about a porno you watched last night and now shits awkward


What a Night!
November 22, 2010 @ 02:52:10 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
not mine but i died




I laughed sooo damn hard...
good shit.
November 22, 2010 @ 03:23:53 AM
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And how would you be able to recall memories from kindergarten this vividly? I call shenanigans

You can't remember back when you were in kindergarten?
I can remember bits and pieces of different experiences early as the age of 4, sometimes earlier than that.(I assume earlier than that because I remember being small enough to ride on our cat's back, then on a different occasion him knocking me down when attempting to walk.)
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January 24, 2011 @ 18:49:01 PM

Inactive User

I hate it when I'm alone in my car then someone gets in right after I fart, and it gets mad stinky. Shit's funny at the same time though.


And when you leave the car you smell like the car
January 24, 2011 @ 18:54:28 PM
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I hate it when you're at an NBA game (but you only paid for 10$ nosebleeds) so you sneak down to the empty lower level seats during the 3rd quarter and the owner comes back..


roflll, thats the worst
May 07, 2011 @ 15:30:13 PM
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bump
May 07, 2011 @ 15:58:55 PM
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Re-read story, laughed my fucking ass off again.
May 07, 2011 @ 16:02:11 PM
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jizzed on towel, mom picks it up and cleans off mirror with it, jizz gets smeared all over my mirror
May 07, 2011 @ 18:53:49 PM
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May 08, 2011 @ 21:14:26 PM
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Show up for a class you think starts at 12 at 11:45. Open the door and the full class is in there staring at you when you realise it started at 11. You think to yourself 'fuck this' and instead of saying anything you just close the door and walk out. Worse yet is there's a girl in that class you're trying to impress. Darn.
May 08, 2011 @ 23:28:23 PM
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in high school i was standing with my friends in a circle and there was this one girl standing next to me who i didn't know but everybody else did. like i knew who she was and seen her around before but never talked to her or introduced myself to her. anyway out of nowhere she kinda just turns towards me and lightly pinches my nipple between just her pointer and thumb and goes "meep". i just stand there thinking "uhh wtf...? did that just happen...?" and i'm looking like side to side with my eyes but not moving my head trying to make eye contact with somebody else to see if they saw it too.

in like 2nd grade at the end of pe the teacher would have us race across the field to the fence and back like as a closing game. well i was sitting on the curb talking to two friends not really paying attention to what the teacher was saying and i notice in the corner of my eye people start running across the field cuz the race started so i turn to my friends and i'm like "hold on i gotta run!" so i get up and start sprinting cuz i wanna win this race. well half way through the field i notice that it's just girls running so i stop dead in my tracks and turn around and walk back to the curb while everybody is laughing at me. talk about walk of shame.

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May 08, 2011 @ 23:52:24 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
Show up for a class you think starts at 12 at 11:45. Open the door and the full class is in there staring at you when you realise it started at 11. You think to yourself 'fuck this' and instead of saying anything you just close the door and walk out. Worse yet is there's a girl in that class you're trying to impress. Darn.


lmao. something like this happened to me recently. I forgot a class was at 12 and i thought it was at 1. realized it was actually at 12 at like 1230, and showed up 1245.
May 09, 2011 @ 00:01:40 AM
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well this one time when in 8th grade when me and one of my friends were joking around and i pushed him into a small cliff the ***** got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so am thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that *****s house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time


How is that awkward? hahah
May 09, 2011 @ 00:03:56 AM
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Does anyone have awkward moments to themselves ever? Like, when they're alone? Or maybe I'm just the fuck that experiences this...
May 09, 2011 @ 00:06:04 AM
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Something is only awkward when others are aware

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

May 09, 2011 @ 00:07:13 AM
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One would assume so, but I then begin to think how it would seem IF others were around, and then I proceed to snuff myself.
May 09, 2011 @ 11:20:07 AM
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Sometime I catch myself talking to myself.

That awkward moment.
May 09, 2011 @ 11:23:02 AM
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Does anyone have awkward moments to themselves ever? Like, when they're alone? Or maybe I'm just the fuck that experiences this...

how can you have an awkward moment with yourself.....
May 09, 2011 @ 11:28:50 AM
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sometimes when i'm alone on the freeway i will sing every verse to a song, practice interview questions, etc. dat awkward.
May 09, 2011 @ 11:54:57 AM
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May 09, 2011 @ 12:16:22 PM
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sometimes when i'm alone on the freeway i will sing every verse to a song, practice interview questions, etc. dat awkward.


haha yea I do this too.

@QuattroRide

May 12, 2011 @ 02:54:02 AM
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this one time when I worked at Baskin-Robbins a lady paid for her ice cream with a debit card, I ran it through the machine and then checked her name on the receipt with her ID only to find out it was "Shamerica" which I had an extremely hard time not laughing at... hella awkward having to like look at the floor and shit to make sure I didn't laugh she probably just thought I had asperger's or some shit
May 12, 2011 @ 02:55:58 AM
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Holy shit this one is so embarrassing but i'll say it. So when i was like 10 i slept over my friends house. It was like 3 am And we were like some horny bastards i guess. So we each took a pillow, pulled are pants down, imagined the pillow was one of the spice girls (dead ass) and layed on the floor with a big ass sheet over us(we were like 4 feet apart so no homo lol.) So we both lay there humping the shit out of the pillows and then the phone rings and i guess we didnt care. So then his dad walks in and see's us both on the floor face down,and he said "what are you doing" and and my friend was like "nothing" so then his dad was like "get up off the floor" and my friend was like "hold on,i have to fix something" and i just had my face down pretending i was asleep. Next thing you know his dad rips the covers off to see us both laying down bare ass with are dicks on their pillows. His dad screamed and shit and his mom came in and said "whats going on?" and his dad was like "i came in here to see who was calling and i saw your sone and his friend with there pants down!" (That made it seem madd homo) and then his mom was like speechless and his dad said go to bed and we did. LMAOOO.


best story so far
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