Favorite funny quote..

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i aint racist..i got color t.v
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"don't knock masturbation it is sex with someone you love" from Woody Allen in Annie Hall
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"is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?!"
from Joe Dirt I think
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i cant think of one

"procrastination is like masturbation...it feels good at first, but in the end, youre just fucking yourself."
August 07, 2006 @ 02:07:51 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
i cant think of one

"procrastination is like masturbation...it feels good at first, but in the end, youre just fucking yourself."


haha..i like that...
i dont do drugs.. i give big hugs! smokeyface
August 07, 2006 @ 23:44:04 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
haha..i like that...
i dont do drugs.. i give big hugs! smokeyface


thats possibly the dumbest quote i've ever heard
August 08, 2006 @ 00:56:31 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
thats possibly the dumbest quote i've ever heard


what can i say. i dont do drugs. i give hugs!
August 08, 2006 @ 03:45:56 AM

Inactive User

Originally posted by Inactive User
what can i say. i dont do drugs. i give hugs!

oh wtf!
August 08, 2006 @ 05:14:05 AM
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"why do women have boobs? so you have something to look at when you are talking to them."- family guy
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The worst they got in england is.......drive by arguments - Peter Griffin
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"what do you have in here car radios ?"
August 08, 2006 @ 07:31:27 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
what can i say. i dont do drugs. i give hugs!


thats like i aint sniffin but i do suck
August 08, 2006 @ 07:33:10 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
You can't just whip out a 40 year old titty that's your man's titty. That is your man's titty 40 year old titty your man's titty. 20 year old titty community titty. That's for all to see.


- Never Scared
August 08, 2006 @ 10:06:29 AM
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Goddamn this man is great
Originally posted by Inactive User
whut sz r ur chuks is not gay. although you are homophobic.

take a good long look at yourself, take a deep breath, and ask yourself:

whut sz r ur chuks???
August 08, 2006 @ 13:49:15 PM
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wtf yeah i dont get that whole chuks joke
August 08, 2006 @ 13:50:03 PM
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then your not up with the chuklution.
*sig
August 08, 2006 @ 15:10:33 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
then your not up with the chuklution.
*sig


yeah..i still don't get it ?)
August 08, 2006 @ 19:00:11 PM
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So... Spain is in Mexico, right? Sorry but I don

Bless.

August 08, 2006 @ 19:15:59 PM

Inactive User

Originally posted by Inactive User
"why do women have boobs? so you have something to look at when you are talking to them."- family guy


lmao lol that had me laughin for a 2 seconds
August 08, 2006 @ 20:15:18 PM
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hey you jus blow in from stupid town - spongebob squarepants (serious)
August 08, 2006 @ 21:10:00 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
yeah..i still don't get it ?)


its a sneakerplay inside joke...some douchebag on there asks everyone what size their chuks are.

and chuklution=revolution but with chuks...i guess?
August 08, 2006 @ 21:21:37 PM
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wtc are you talking about?
August 08, 2006 @ 22:50:38 PM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Subculture and is now DUM's Signature

Good luck with all your "moves" sweetcakes (yes homo)
August 08, 2006 @ 22:53:00 PM
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oh snap I just saw the funniest quote ever
Originally posted by Inactive User
A kid dies from aids every 15 minutes

*not literally, i'm just playing. Posting a thread about this post with a threat will allow me to fine you of up to 1000 united states dollars
If you agree, post.
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"i got so much tartar on my teeth i dont have to dip my fishsticks in shit!"-Mitch Hedberg
August 08, 2006 @ 23:39:45 PM
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^nasty.
I hate tartar sauce. I belive my quote wins. Wheres my playstation af1s?
August 08, 2006 @ 23:55:01 PM
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juh tahken to meh?
August 09, 2006 @ 04:17:06 AM
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for you simpsons fans.

hutz: now dont you worry mrs simpson i..uh oh, we've drawn judge snyder.

marge: is that bad?

hutz: well, hes kinda had it in for me since i accidentally ran over his dog. actually replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and "dog" with "son."
August 09, 2006 @ 04:29:13 AM

Inactive User

Originally posted by Inactive User
^nasty.
I hate tartar sauce. I belive my quote wins. Wheres my playstation af1s?


gross lol

wow... we had a dave chappelle thread poppin...
okay lemme start..
"ni66a wtf is juice... i want grape drink baby!"

...okay maybe thats gettin a lil old


but it'll never get old to meblushing
August 09, 2006 @ 11:42:03 AM
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Here's a classic that i'm sure everyone here have seen and probably used as a sig before:

Originally posted by Inactive User
i just tried lookin for it but i couldnt find it....are you sure its called "free post?"

Fuckin' hilarious!!!
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