Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

October 03, 2010 @ 16:07:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Bay
at every intersection, I thought there was a dude somewhere just playing around with buttons and working the traffic lights tongueface


lol oh yea, i thought there was a guy that changed the lights too....

i used to think if u stepped on the mat in front of an automatic sliding door it would open.
i was told dragonflys flew into your ear and ate your brain, so every time i saw one i would cover my ears and duck.
October 03, 2010 @ 16:12:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
^i was told beetles fly through your stomach and eat your insides i dodged the shit outta them for years
October 03, 2010 @ 16:20:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: If Madonna Calls...I'm Not Here
catholicism smh

also thought that if u wanted a baby you had to pray for one and then it would just magically appear in your belly smh

edit: i thought that hanging a rosary on my wall over my bed and one around my neck would protect me from freddie krueger popping out of the wall, like kicking the plaster down and shit and raping me awake while my brother slept soundly while i screamed, completely unaware of my cries for help lol

i wish i could say i just that made up but i cant smh
October 03, 2010 @ 16:23:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
my mom told me not to eat while laying down cause it would turn me into a crocodile. luls

also i thought life back in the 50's and stuff was actually in black n white.
October 03, 2010 @ 17:49:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: England
I used to think paradise was an actual place, like its own country or something.
October 06, 2010 @ 04:22:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
my mom told me the more i picked my nose the bigger my nose would get.

i knew it wasnt true a few years later when my nose was NOT the size of a football field.
October 06, 2010 @ 11:48:21 AM
Post: 3279
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Long Beach,CA
I used to think "pimp" meant gay. I don't know why. In like 2nd grade my friend and I used to call this kid a pimp because he acted girly. We didn't know what gay was or the word faggot but we knew he was different and that's the word we chose to call him. Later I heard Snoop Dogg call himself a pimp and I was like "he can't be a pimp. he's cool."
October 06, 2010 @ 14:35:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Lol i thought cars could predict where you were gonna turn cause of the signals
October 06, 2010 @ 15:23:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: where we say hella.
Since i have a pellet stove, i used to beleive Santa clause came in thru my front door.
October 06, 2010 @ 15:46:25 PM
Post: 2766
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: between the bay and h-town
all cops are ur friends and that abrahamn lincoln set the slaves free and columbus discovered americatongueface
October 06, 2010 @ 15:53:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: La Dolce Vita
Lol i thought cars could predict where you were gonna turn cause of the signals


lol i used to think this too
October 06, 2010 @ 15:54:09 PM
Post: 765
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Brooklyn
When I was reaaally young I used to think sex was a new invention. I'm not sure how I thought babies came about.
October 06, 2010 @ 16:37:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: PHILLY
i thought HIV positive was a good thing. blushing
October 06, 2010 @ 16:52:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Phx
I used to think Stone Colds name was pronounced Stone Cold Stee Boston

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

October 08, 2010 @ 13:59:11 PM
Post: 1518
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Vegas
The United States was always right.
October 08, 2010 @ 17:01:00 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
I used to believe baby's came out of a womans butt.
October 08, 2010 @ 18:05:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: The Valley of Killa Cali
i thought it was whats on the inside that counted
October 08, 2010 @ 18:41:21 PM
Post: 1064
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Milwaukee, WI
I was on some shit, always thought that when you changed the tv channel at your house, everyone elses tv channel would turn to what you're watching. x]

GIRLS DM ME if you want that PUSSY SUCKED BY LIL B - Lil B

October 08, 2010 @ 19:04:27 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: SL 510
- That if I drank Gatorade I would start sweating colors.
- That a boner is actually a bone.
- That my dad was black (just a really tan Asian haha).
- That I could do some crazyass shit on a skateboard easy. (fuck you Rocket Power).

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October 08, 2010 @ 19:22:54 PM
Post: 3918
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Seattle, WA
i lol'd so hard.

I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.

unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
October 08, 2010 @ 19:28:08 PM
Post: 3918
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Seattle, WA
I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.


lmao
October 11, 2010 @ 15:15:28 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: canada
I used to believe baby's came out of a womans butt.

this. LOL

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October 11, 2010 @ 15:35:20 PM
Post: 3172
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Harlem, Uptown where hustlers like to handle crack! SLIIMMMMMEEE!


anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. So he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
October 16, 2010 @ 00:56:02 AM
Post: 1815
Join Date: May 2006
My older brother once told me that walking in the rain will keep you drier than if you run through it. I don't know how I believed that.
October 16, 2010 @ 01:07:13 AM
Post: 748
Join Date: Jul 2010
i lol'd so hard.

I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.

unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this

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October 16, 2010 @ 10:55:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
did anyone elses parents do "the list"... as a lil kid u know id be asking for like everything for my birthday, so every time i said i wanted something theyd go "well put it on the list"...there was no list
October 16, 2010 @ 11:04:50 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NNNNJJJJJ
i used to think i culd go super saiyan id ber in my room screamin and shit
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