I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.
Originally posted by Inactive Usermost of the time when im done shitting, i chill on the toilet for about 30 minutes
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whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off
LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone
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Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower
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in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!
i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.