Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

February 13, 2011 @ 15:17:46 PM
Post: 3918
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Seattle, WA
I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.


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February 13, 2011 @ 15:36:03 PM
Post: 1305
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: cuse
i take shits really slowly and count to see how long i can keep the flow going.
February 13, 2011 @ 17:03:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: 2 up 2 down
i carry my backpack around campus even if im just grabbing lunch with a friend because it feels right.
February 13, 2011 @ 17:05:45 PM
Post: 456
Join Date: Nov 2007
I smoke whoonga
February 13, 2011 @ 17:20:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: 310
fap with the window open with the porn turned up really loud when the mailman comes
February 13, 2011 @ 21:09:40 PM
Post: 258
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: CA/ATL
Originally posted by Inactive User
most of the time when im done shitting, i chill on the toilet for about 30 minutes


Same. haha
February 13, 2011 @ 21:12:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
i take like 45 minute showers, i turn the water up really hot and then sit down and do some serious serious thinking. i've come up with several solutions to problems i was facing, its like the shower is where i go to get away lol
February 13, 2011 @ 21:27:30 PM
Post: 2463
Join Date: May 2008
Location: boston
Probably the most random shit i do that nobody else does would be taking off my socks every time i take off my shoes. Only times the socks stay on is if its mad fuckin cold (usually i just take em off anyway and use the excuse that my socks are wet) or if im unfamiliar with the owner of the house.

I feel like I would drop the habit if my feet looked weird or were nasty. This kind of goes hand in hand with another obsession i have with keeping my hands and feet really clean, nails always trimmed, etc. I notice anyones hands and/or feet if they are visible and I feel uncomfortable if someone has nasty hands or feet.

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February 13, 2011 @ 21:55:05 PM
Post: 532
Join Date: Dec 2008
whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

swear I thought I was the only one.
I got this one small mole on my arm where hair's growing out, and when I pull the hair out it feels so good.

and this thread is hilarious.
February 13, 2011 @ 22:08:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone

yo i do this shit all the fucking time. i thought i was the only one. "aw shit another bitch that can read minds"
February 14, 2011 @ 12:15:55 PM
Post: 2713
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Connecticut
Not really enjoy ofwgkta
February 14, 2011 @ 13:43:25 PM
Post: 318
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: windy city
sometimes before i pee, ill throw a piece of toilet paper into the bowl, pretend its a ship, and see if i can sink it with my stream of piss.

investment banking pays the bills

February 14, 2011 @ 17:33:31 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: In a city with money rolls, cars and clothes, 'cause thats how all my ♥♥♥♥&#
when i take a shit i pretend i'm giving birth
February 15, 2011 @ 12:19:31 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
lul, for me I always see 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, and so forth. But I mostly catch 4:44...and in chinese it means death, or just bad luck shit. Guess I'm gonna die soon

I read that post, then looked at the clock : 19:19

fuck
February 16, 2011 @ 20:57:27 PM
Post: 187
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Los Angeles
After I'm done fapping I close like 6 tabs off firefox.

I always think random people are mind readers to I watch what I think. tongueface
February 17, 2011 @ 12:58:38 PM
Post: 1687
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
when i'm giving birth i pretend i take a shit


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February 17, 2011 @ 13:04:48 PM
Post: 6
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: MCR
Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower
February 17, 2011 @ 13:08:40 PM
Post: 2981
Join Date: Jun 2009
Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower


I do this all the time.

I usually never wipe with toilet paper. I just wash my ass in the shower and dry off with a towel.

Clean and smelling good. smokeyface
February 17, 2011 @ 14:07:45 PM
Post: 3918
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Seattle, WA
that's gross lol i straight up wipe and the whole fuckin shebang before i hit the shower
February 17, 2011 @ 23:02:12 PM
Post: 1049
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: chicago/cincinnati
stay in the shower mad long, do the thinking and whatnot, do some freestyling
stay on the torlet mad long, admiring my knees and whatnot, do some freestyling.
when i eat poptarts, i put one in the toaster and eat the other while the first one is toasting.
a lot of wierd snackin stuff.
when i was little my favorite was pretzels dipped in go-gurt
do a lot of kung fu and michael jordan reinactments when im home alone.

the usual.
February 17, 2011 @ 23:15:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
But how can there be a usual!??!?
February 17, 2011 @ 23:19:03 PM
Post: 1049
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: chicago/cincinnati
sometimes in my posts i set people up for jokes and wait for people to say them

also, when im riding a bus or something like that and real bored, i look around and think of some disaster that could happen, like the bus crashing off the bridge and into a river or something, and then i imagine how i could possibly save everyone, or as many people as possible.
then i wonder if one day ill be doing that and the thing will actually happen and i'll know what to do and save some little kids or something, all because some omniscient force has been making me think about this stuff my whole life in preparation.
May 17, 2011 @ 03:09:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: The City.
It's mandatory to take out that white stuff hanging off of egg yolk(chalaza) before whisking, shit legit looks like cum.
May 17, 2011 @ 04:14:32 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.
May 17, 2011 @ 05:11:57 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
i like to swag while chilling

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May 17, 2011 @ 12:07:38 PM
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May 17, 2011 @ 12:09:29 PM
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May 17, 2011 @ 12:16:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
too lazy to see if someone else already said it (probably been said)

when i get bored i start thinking the world is just a construct of my own mind and nothing is real on some inception shit. but then something usually happens right after to contradict my thought.
May 17, 2011 @ 12:29:16 PM
Post: 3565
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: sgv.la
in the shower i like to mix up everything i can find from toothpaste, shampoo/conditioner, mouthwash, horse shampoo etc and pretend im a mermaid trying to create a potion that will turn me human. i make up special enchantments and everything and my mum gets so mad cause i waste stuff. Lol. shower time is so fun!

i also like referring to myself in third person, lapping up my drink from a bowl like a cat or dog or any animal really and barking at birds, especially pigeons. fucking pigeons.


lol. what the?
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