I got a hot private tutor, I need some help.

February 12, 2013 @ 05:01:09 AM
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be like i can only pay with sex hope thats ok
February 12, 2013 @ 05:02:51 AM
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always wanted to see someone try this, go this way.


just tell her straight up: Let's have sex


or the good old'


Since we both good looking, Why havent we fucked yet?
lol! shit haha, best advice Ive heard all fucking day that doesn't involve my dick on one's shoulder.  You got an alternative route?  I might just fucking try dat tho.  

edit: If it goes bad I'm out a math tutor lmao.
February 12, 2013 @ 05:17:34 AM
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yeah, be like:i've watched a movie yesterday and i was wondering if having sex with a teacher actually happens in real life like in those movies.

and leave it like that
February 12, 2013 @ 05:20:15 AM
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Ya'll are giving him advice already and he ain't even posted ONE pic of her yet? Threads pertaining to girl problems most definitely requires the OP to provide pictures. SMH, HB community been fucked up.

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February 12, 2013 @ 05:20:38 AM
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I'm sure she isn't the only Asian maths teacher.

.wa do dem.

February 12, 2013 @ 05:21:06 AM
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pics or die

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February 12, 2013 @ 05:34:56 AM
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Tell her "I got a math problem for you, whats 23 times 3? 69" then pull out the dick.

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

February 12, 2013 @ 05:38:02 AM
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He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 12, 2013 @ 05:42:10 AM
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Sorry it had  to be this young nigga




Niggas its 2013 post pics bruh 
February 12, 2013 @ 05:43:31 AM
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Sorry it had  to be this young nigga




Niggas its 2013 post pics bruh 
the close up kills me everytime LMFAOOOO

He's cute? I bet he ain't #Hansum

February 12, 2013 @ 05:53:31 AM
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Too bad ill never get this opportunity. I'm too much of a straight A student.  tongueface 

Another bottle in the brain.

February 12, 2013 @ 07:19:06 AM
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That is quite very hard on your because she is your tutor.Well for me one of the best way is to look good and do good job on her job and if you do it take her out and ask her if she is single and free to date.
February 12, 2013 @ 08:07:44 AM
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PICS. Other than that, put the dick on the shoulder.
February 12, 2013 @ 13:19:08 PM
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>nervous as fuck
>tutor is hot tamales 
>gon go alpha in this bitch
>yell from top of lungs, fuelled by adrenaline
>"BITCH WHEN YOU FINNA LET ME CLAP DEM CHEEKS?"
>agrees to let me tame her lion
>typo loins, s/he's from thailand.
>mfw when puts her/his dick on my shoulder
February 12, 2013 @ 14:24:49 PM
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Ask if she knows ぢ.

Backfired, can't display Hiragana.

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February 12, 2013 @ 14:52:21 PM
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she probably like math jokes. take out your calculator and spell out boobs.
I think that she is going to think that you are a retard if you do that.
February 12, 2013 @ 14:56:47 PM
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Well OP wasted his time.

Ayyy!-Fonzie

February 12, 2013 @ 15:11:34 PM
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> Tuition Lesson 1 - Tap her on the shoulder
> Tuition Lesson 2 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> Tuition Lesson 3 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> She gets used to it. She thinks its cute.
> Tuition Lesson 4 - Tap her on the Shoulder
> She touches your hand and moves it down.
> Tuition Lesson 5 - Dick on Shoulder
> She touches your dick and moves it down to her V.
February 12, 2013 @ 15:26:19 PM
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This kinda sounds like BlackPowerRangers situation when he tried to fuck his ugly teacher
and then when the nigga posted the pictures i was disappointed 

IG:From0twohero

February 12, 2013 @ 17:08:00 PM
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Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 12, 2013 @ 17:39:19 PM
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Give her a red envelope with a condom in it.

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February 12, 2013 @ 17:52:01 PM
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carve out the inside of your math book and store a strap-on in there.
February 12, 2013 @ 18:00:56 PM
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You ain't down 
February 12, 2013 @ 20:40:54 PM
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tell her gangsta rap made u do it
February 13, 2013 @ 00:59:04 AM
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op hasn't answered back in a while. i bet he fucked her and cried statutory rape.
February 13, 2013 @ 01:51:14 AM
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February 13, 2013 @ 02:15:37 AM
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Can we get some pictures up in this bitch? Wtf. Come on.
February 13, 2013 @ 03:56:46 AM
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February 13, 2013 @ 04:52:48 AM
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op hasn't answered back in a while. i bet he fucked her and cried statutory rape.
be safe OP

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February 13, 2013 @ 05:07:48 AM
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