You ever take a long..?

May 31, 2014 @ 23:01:31 PM
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Have you ever had to take a shit at like a party or school and you keep wiping and it takes forever to get clean? No troll serious

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:02:28 PM
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yeah this one time i jumped in the host's shower and just washed everywhere instead

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:02:35 PM
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na im not a bbbum nigga i dont shit in public 
but i shit for like 40 mins when im on the throne like this nigga said above me + shower

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:09:47 PM
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gotta use wet wipes man i used to use like a roll of paper per shit

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:14:25 PM
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anyone know what causes them to be so long? like is there an actual reason or we were just cursed with long shits

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:15:26 PM
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Breh sometimes its like I am wiping a marker, that shit never stop showing up.
May 31, 2014 @ 23:37:21 PM
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daytona is right, wet wipes are the solution. 

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:38:40 PM
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and if u dont have wet wipes u can dampen the toilet paper with the sink can work wonders

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:40:33 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
gotta use wet wipes man i used to use like a roll of paper per shit
QFT
cept no wet wipes just roll of paper then shower
wet wipes smell funny to me any way

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:42:43 PM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
anyone know what causes them to be so long? like is there an actual reason or we were just cursed with long shits

no homo b 
improve ur life this is a great invention

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May 31, 2014 @ 23:50:26 PM
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yo i hate those shits that you take and you have to take a shower to get it clean. shit is the worst
May 31, 2014 @ 23:53:53 PM
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Real talk i get salty when i take a shit and when i'm almost done wiping i can feel another shit coming so i literally wasted 5 minutes wiping my ass just so i have to do it over again. 
June 01, 2014 @ 00:25:44 AM
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and if u dont have wet wipes u can dampen the toilet paper with the sink can work wonders
cant wet it too much tho
itll fall apart and youll have bits of toilet paper all in your ass
June 01, 2014 @ 00:37:03 AM
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Anyone else use a strategic toilet paper splash pad for the shits Landing Zone?

Gotta time its deployment right though, too early and it will just sink and you still get noise and possible pissy water splashback.
June 01, 2014 @ 00:42:16 AM
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i dont wipe my ass.
June 01, 2014 @ 00:44:08 AM
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Originally posted by Inactive User
Breh sometimes its like I am wiping a marker, that shit never stop showing up.
nah that's not fair. you dont deserve credit for that joke. you got it from community.
June 01, 2014 @ 00:45:33 AM
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June 01, 2014 @ 01:11:51 AM
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dis shit just happened to me yesterday smh

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June 01, 2014 @ 01:14:17 AM
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that happens to me every time I have anything with dairy smh

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June 01, 2014 @ 01:23:48 AM
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I just went ham on some Taco Time. RIP My Toilet smh
June 01, 2014 @ 01:23:52 AM
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tabo /thread
June 01, 2014 @ 01:30:39 AM
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i actually as well as middle easterners wash instead of wipe
its a lot cleaner, read it up, it gets your bootyhole cleaner

i personally do both wipe and wash because i want my bootyhole clean as fuck as if i never took a dump

i know im not the only one, I FUCKING HATE TAKING A DUMP OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN MY HOUSE MY BATHROOM IS MY KINGDOM
June 01, 2014 @ 01:32:49 AM
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i actually as well as middle easterners wash instead of wipe
its a lot cleaner, read it up, it gets your bootyhole cleaner

i personally do both wipe and wash because i want my bootyhole clean as fuck as if i never took a dump

i know im not the only one, I FUCKING HATE TAKING A DUMP OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN MY HOUSE MY BATHROOM IS MY KINGDOM
This plus i need a big bathroom. I hate taking a shit in a small bathroom. Glad i got a big bathroom. 
June 01, 2014 @ 02:21:10 AM
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Anyone else use a strategic toilet paper splash pad for the shits Landing Zone?

Gotta time its deployment right though, too early and it will just sink and you still get noise and possible pissy water splashback.
i do i hate when i poop and have to dodge shit missiles splashing back at me

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June 01, 2014 @ 03:18:11 AM
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Had one of these shits at work today to be honest. 

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June 01, 2014 @ 04:02:35 AM
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I hate when it's dried up and though you thought you wiped it clean already.

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June 01, 2014 @ 09:17:14 AM
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June 01, 2014 @ 19:37:07 PM
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I hate those endless shits. It's like every time you reach back and wipe and spread your cheeks a little more seeps out. 
June 02, 2014 @ 05:14:34 AM
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June 05, 2014 @ 17:54:59 PM
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Guys, guys, guys, guys.....y'all need more fiber in your diets fam.
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