I Got Arrested

April 04, 2008 @ 15:11:43 PM
Post: 1119
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: NYC
Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it won't work.

German was arrested for transporting over 700 pounds of marijuana in the truck he was driving
April 04, 2008 @ 15:14:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Andrew was arrested for a charge that never existed and he was released when we got to the police station last night

April 04, 2008 @ 15:15:31 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
"William was arrested for domestic violence following a confrontation with Deborah at the family home"
thats cool
April 04, 2008 @ 15:15:39 PM
Post: 2586
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Queens, NYC
Christian was arrested for downloading child porn on to his computer. He faces up to five years in prison.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:20:30 PM
Post: 2392
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Brooklyn
In August of 1930, Cameron was arrested in Marion, Ind., and taken to the local jail along with two friends, Thomas Shipp and Abram Smith. A mob soon broke into the jail and drug out all three young men. Shipp and Smith were hanged in the public square by the mob, following which another rope was thrown over Cameron’s head. As the noose was tightened in front of a crowd of 2,000 citizens, a voice shouted out that Cameron was not guilty and should not be killed. Miraculously, Cameron was cut down and carried back to the jail to face charges of robbery.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:23:25 PM
Post: 1339
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: North side of the RotTen APple...Bronx NY
mine is stupid and gay

Travis was arrested for indecency in twelve states and three Canadian provinces after his brief encounter with TPS, in which it just briefly grazed his head. When cops chase him, they yell, "Hey, you with the shoes!"
April 04, 2008 @ 15:33:10 PM
dmwalking
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: New England
On November 11, 2005, David was arrested in Austria under a 1989 warrant accusing him of Holocaust denial......

WTF?

yeah im highkey pounding at my keyboard rn getting heated, but its really nothing we can do about it razz So how was your day today?

April 04, 2008 @ 15:34:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: olde city
Richard was arrested for thirteen murders, five attempted murders, six rapes, three lewd acts on children, two kidnappings, three acts of forced oral copulation, four counts of sodomy, five robberies and fourteen burglaries.

LOL
April 04, 2008 @ 15:37:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Ed , the two-time Olympic gold medalist and one of track and field's biggest stars, was arrested in Los Angeles early Sunday on charges of soliciting a female police officer for prostitution and was later released on his own recognizance.


HAHA FAGGOTS, at least I got arrested gettin some pussy. :O
April 04, 2008 @ 15:40:00 PM
Post: 1901
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Queens, Ny
Christian was arrested for downloading child porn on to his computer. He faces up to five years in prison.

u sick mother fuker lol
April 04, 2008 @ 15:42:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: LA310
Jonathan was arrested for a few seedlings 3 inches tall and just wants to grow his own in peace
April 04, 2008 @ 15:44:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
It all began when Victor was arrested for a traffic violation in Park Forest, IL. After sleeping on the floor of a cell without food overnight, Victor was taken to the Chicago Police Department’s Area 1 center for questioning in two murder cases.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:49:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: 604
"Eric was arrested for the armed robbery of a South Carolina Krispy Kreme franchise, and is currently serving a three-year sentence in a medium-security prison."
April 04, 2008 @ 15:50:51 PM
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On March 5, 2008 Isaiah was arrested and was held in the Marin County Jail in San Rafael, California. He was charged and pled guilty for possession of a controlled narcotic substance, disobeying a court order, evading a peace officer, providing false information to a peace officer, and driving on a suspended license.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:51:58 PM
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Snooker player Jimmy White has been arrested at a Lancashire hotel on suspicion of possessing a class A drug.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:52:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: The Athens of the Dominions (Toronto)
Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked.
April 04, 2008 @ 15:56:00 PM
Post: 367
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Chicago.
I was arrested for a DUI.
wtf.
April 04, 2008 @ 16:19:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked.


lol
April 04, 2008 @ 17:18:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
I almost don't wanna post it.

Christos developed a character called Takis Souvlakis who was around for a year or so before getting arrested for performing lewd acts on unsuspecting sheep
April 04, 2008 @ 18:02:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: New Zealand/MN
"Luke was arrested for performing fellatio on preteen and teenage boys, whom he paid for the act in order to keep them from telling anyone."

No shit.
April 04, 2008 @ 18:14:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Stephen was arrested for blasphemy, for saying things like "Jesus of Nazareth will destroy this place".
April 04, 2008 @ 18:57:32 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Jeff was arrested for growing marijuana in Washington State
April 04, 2008 @ 20:33:53 PM
Post: 367
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Chicago.
ive been arrested before...shit is neither cool nor funny...=/


lol.
April 04, 2008 @ 20:34:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: hella, California
Jimmy Shofner arrested after using his camcorder to take pictures
of a customer in an adjacent tanning room at Sunkissed Tanning Salon. Shofner told police he wanted "to see a naked lady." But that didn't work out for Shofner because the customer was a man instead of a woman.

tongueface
April 04, 2008 @ 21:11:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: yo
" Ali was arrested as the result of a criminal complaint charging her with a violation of Title 18, U.S. Code Section 1038(a)(1), Conduct with the intent to convey false information. This charge arises from statements which Ali allegedly made to FBI agents on March 23 and March 24, 2005, claiming that her estranged husband, Osman Yusef Dirie, had told her that he and four Moroccans were going to bomb the United States and Saudi Arabian Embassies at London, England. As a result of these statements the complaint alleges that the FBI and other domestic and international law enforcement agencies were forced to investigate the allegations. The complaint further alleges that Ali has since admitted that her statements were false and were made to "damage" Dirie, who she claims married her in an attempt to obtain residency status in the United States."

not only am i a woman but i married an alleged terrorist
April 04, 2008 @ 21:12:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
After a short investigation, James was arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and for driving on a suspended driver's license.
April 04, 2008 @ 21:18:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: West end toronto
Keith was arrested for driving while black right in front of Mama's house, and Mama and Latisha were clubbed and arrested for their attempt to ...
April 04, 2008 @ 21:19:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: BK,NY
Kareem was arrested for violating the Uniform Firearms Act and ... that Kareem was arrested for the fourth time pursuant to an invalid bench warrant.
April 04, 2008 @ 21:33:34 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sauga
Charles was arrested for possession of heroin, a drug to which he had been addicted for nearly 20 years.
April 04, 2008 @ 23:18:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
LMAO

Originally posted by Inactive User
John was arrested for beating a girl to a bloody pulp after she refused to kiss him good night at the end of a first date.
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