David "DMWalking" Rosado Tackles the Tough Questions in Life

April 23, 2010 @ 14:23:07 PM
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im eating hot poeckets...will i regret this later?
April 23, 2010 @ 14:36:01 PM
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Damn..you're better than google..

Aight, here's a legitimate question..I live in East L.A and a passion of mine is writing. But this shit is looked down upon by friends and colleagues cuz they don't know how i feel towards it. My dream is to write a dope ass novel. Now the issue here is that I absolutely don't know anyone who can make dream of mine into reality. You know like a literary agent of some sort. I tried online but that shit looks suspect..What do you suggest?
April 23, 2010 @ 14:42:50 PM
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Simple Essay Structure.
For all my school peeps. When writing a paper use a basic out line structure:

Intro:

I. Body

a. point

b. point

c. point

II. Body 2

a. point

b. point

c. point

III. Body 3

a. point

b. point

c. point

Conclusion.

The trick to turn a 2 page paper into a 5 page paper is to think like a woman. See, men get straight to the point. So we'll say something like "The dog was white." Women care about the details and the feelings and all that. They would say something like "The dog was fluffy and white and his hair was soft." Boom. You just made a simple sentence longer. No what you want to is embellish.

Using the previous example, an embellishment would be: "This specific breed of canine has a luxurious coat that resembles the look of lambs wool coupled with the sheen and texture of silk." Boom. You just took that white dog and made him look fly as hell son! I don't talk like that in real life (unless I need to), but teachers eat that crap up man. Plus, it will help you get to your goal of a 5 page paper much faster all by the power of straight BS. Real rap b. I used to get a lot of A's on my papers. Half the time I didn't know what the hell I was talking about. No lie.
April 23, 2010 @ 14:53:53 PM
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should i get a VW jetta?
April 23, 2010 @ 15:06:42 PM
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What would be your advice to Obama on immigration?
April 23, 2010 @ 15:15:26 PM
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im eating hot poeckets...will i regret this later?


Depends on your age. 13-22, no. 22-25, maybe. 26 and up, very likely.

Damn..you're better than google..

Aight, here's a legitimate question..I live in East L.A and a passion of mine is writing. But this shit is looked down upon by friends and colleagues cuz they don't know how i feel towards it. My dream is to write a dope ass novel. Now the issue here is that I absolutely don't know anyone who can make dream of mine into reality. You know like a literary agent of some sort. I tried online but that shit looks suspect..What do you suggest?


Are you in school? Like, high school? If so, connect with the coolest English teacher in the school. They drool at the idea of helping a student with potential and passion. If you're college aged, enroll in any college and take the same approach. Connect with people. Build relationships. You'll learn the business as you learn how to perfect your craft. I will say that if you're in community college, you'll probably have more success building a relationship cuz they seem more down to earth to me.

But besides all of that, seriously, write the novel. Think about it. If you went to an agent with nothing to show besides potential, what can they do for you? They're not going to take you by the hand and teach you. Their job is to take what you already have perfected and put it out there. So IMO, step one would be to write that novel.

If I knew more about the publishing business, I would tell you. But that's the best I can do given my lack of knowledge.

^^ word son i follow that guide every time a write a paper like draw shit out but dont make it look stupid like you're trying too hard but yea nah meen

anyway i need some help getting an asian girl i do everything they do...golf,polite,hang around them i just need to pull the trigger

like idk ive just been fiendin for an asian girl they look so exotic n shit and i like how they're are smart and nice (well the ones i know atleast cant say much for SF pinays)


Oh man. Well, look man. If you're white, you're already ahead of the pack. IDK bout your neck of the woods, but where I'm from, asians love white boys.

Besides that, there's nothing to it but to do it. You just gotta jump right into it. And if you feel awkward, don't be afraid to laugh at yourself. Laughing at yourself reduces the feeling of embarrassment. It also can make her laugh and reduce some of that tension. And it shows a bit of vulnerability. A lot of chicks like vulnerable.

But seriously, just go out there and make mistakes. You learn from your mistakes. You learn what works for you and what doesn't. You learn what different girls like. Some girls like cocky, some like shy. You gotta learn which girls like what by using leading questions and body language. There's so much to running game that you really just have to learn it by going out there and doing it.

At the end of the day, if you're funny, clean (and smell good), confident, and smart, you're pretty much in. You just gotta remember that girls are more into personality than looks. That's the mistake that guys make. We're more into looks so we assume that they are. They won't mess with you if you're ugly, but if you're half way decent with a great personality, you can pull it off by being charming.

Just carry yourself like you're the ish and you know it, but you don't need to brag about it.
April 23, 2010 @ 15:22:37 PM
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should i take a year off before going to uni? im mad stressed tongueface
April 23, 2010 @ 15:25:16 PM
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Thnx for the tip DM..Nah I'm not in school.. I barely even graduated. Not in college either, just a regular joe that works for a living. Yeah, I'm planning to enroll to a JC
April 23, 2010 @ 15:25:52 PM
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should i get a VW jetta?


Depends on the year. But I'd say no. My ex girl had a lot of problems with hers.

What would be your advice to Obama on immigration?


IDK man. IMO a lot of them are productive. Americans don't wanna do back breaking work for peanuts. So it's bs that they're taking jobs. We just need to find a way to tax them. Like work ID's (if it doesn't already exist). Like, you're free to move to and from Mexico with that ID. And we need stricter punishments for criminals besides deportation. We need something that scares them from crossing unless they're gonna work.

IDK, I'm not that well versed on the subject. I'm from a place where that doesn't have a negative impact on us.
April 23, 2010 @ 15:28:50 PM
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should i take a year off before going to uni? im mad stressed tongueface


I'd advise against it. It's hard to get back into the swing of things once you take a year off. If you do though, make sure you have someone to keep you accountable. Like at a certain point, you HAVE to enroll and this person will be on your ass until you do it.

Seriously though, college, while it has a heavier workload, is less stressful. You do things on your own time. And the vacas are longer. blushing
April 24, 2010 @ 16:32:47 PM
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Like the sockless look without the sockless sweat/blisters?

Here you go.



http://www.journeys.com/product.aspx?id=80075 Men's no show footies. You're welcome. blushing
April 24, 2010 @ 16:40:08 PM
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should i take a year off before going to uni? im mad stressed tongueface


Take 1 class if u have to dont leave completely.
April 24, 2010 @ 16:43:58 PM
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^^^^^good suggestion.
April 24, 2010 @ 22:10:18 PM
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ive been bored with life lately, friends sucks becuz all they do is smoke now, not old enough to drive yet
stuck on the computer all day

what should i d0 lol i havent really found anything im passionate about
April 30, 2010 @ 11:40:12 AM
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Like the sockless look without the sockless sweat/blisters?

Here you go.

http://www.journeys.com/product.aspx?id=80075




Men's no show footies. You're welcome. blushing


just wanna update you guys. I'm currently rockin these and they get the job done. No heel slippage. It gives you a totally sockless look. On occasion they do peek a bit around the heel but it's barely noticeable. I highly recommend these for anyone who wants the sockless look without the blisters and sweat. Great summer sock.


ive been bored with life lately, friends sucks becuz all they do is smoke now, not old enough to drive yet
stuck on the computer all day

what should i d0 lol i havent really found anything im passionate about


you have a dad? Chill with that n'gga. Seriously. Just be like hey dad you wana do something? I'm bored. Let's go (bowling, play pool, go fishing). Idk why kids hate chilling with their parents at a certain age. If you're lucky enoug to have a father, spend time with the guy man. You might learn something.

If not, idk help your mom cook one day. Spend time with her. Tell her to teach you how to cook. Girls like a guy who can cook. Ask your mom what women like. The best advice on how to get the ladies comes from ladies.

Those prolly aint your fav ideas but if you have no social lifeduring the week, your options are limited. Unless you just make new friends.

you could go to church and make new friends there. Youth groups are pretty much social clubs and your parents generally won't object when you stay out late cuz they know you're safe...unless they hate religion.

but honestly dude, spend time with your parents. As a kid who grew up without parents, I wish I had parents to chill with and learn from.
April 30, 2010 @ 11:41:42 AM
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only people who are messed up go to church
April 30, 2010 @ 11:44:29 AM
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if that were the case, everyone would go to church. We're all messed up. Some of us are just willing to admit it.
April 30, 2010 @ 12:00:06 PM
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naaaa
April 30, 2010 @ 12:02:03 PM
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this girl keeps droppin hints like "i love you blushing" "your so cute" etc etc
but i dunno what to say back... tongueface
April 30, 2010 @ 13:19:11 PM
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this girl keeps droppin hints like "i love you blushing" "your so cute" etc etc
but i dunno what to say back... tongueface


well, do you like her?
April 30, 2010 @ 19:30:25 PM
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i got a girl . that i lost it too .

but now shes getting bitchy and clingy and im starting to get annoyed at.

i love her but at times i cant deal with her shit. but i know if i break up with her

she would be a wreck because her parents are divorced and she lives with her dad and she hates him.

idk

whatever

May 01, 2010 @ 02:14:58 AM
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Ayo dmwalking...there's this girl and i sorta only recently discovered that she was hot, and our relationship sorta like a joke, like we joke about boning even though we didnt you know? lolz...but anyways...so now i wanna lay the pipe, but i gotta get over this whole thing about it being a joke....what do i do?
May 01, 2010 @ 02:19:36 AM
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i tell hoes i got 500 gigs up in my ps3 and they get wet.


foreal lol'd. my nig infamous.

alright anyways i got a quick question. so i'm 18, senior year, and i'm missing my senior prom. this is due to the fact every year, juniors put prom together and this year's juniors eat blue waffle cunts.

so anyways i talked to my dad about it and he said he's down with using the money i would've spent on that expensive ass prom to go somewhere over a weekend, overnight, with some friends. my question is: where do you think i should go?

i'm positive you're located in NY or some sort; i'm in SoCal. i'm contemplating in either going to Santa Monica or San Diego with a bunch of friends. get a few rooms, get some alcohol lowkey and sip on thermos hawaiian punch x greygooses on the beach. OR go to Las Vegas with my boys and fuck around there to get some tail to take back to the room kekek.

fuck this was a long ass post. i'm going out.
May 01, 2010 @ 05:40:25 AM
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only people who are messed up go to church



since when did anyone ever not fuck up before?

Kayv: pull bitches, not triggers. throw parties, not fists. futurebass : my mom said life is like a box of kimchi. chopzz.tumblr.com

May 01, 2010 @ 08:39:38 AM
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well, do you like her?


yeh i like her alot but i just dunno how to reply to things she says
May 01, 2010 @ 16:21:32 PM
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if that were the case, everyone would go to church. We're all messed up. Some of us are just willing to admit it.


correct
May 05, 2010 @ 11:44:47 AM
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whats your thoughts on starting a family.


Make sure you have dough stashed so that you don't fall behind. I'd also recommend staying in an affordable townhouse. Saves money. More space. No property taxes. No home owner's insurance. No worries about foreclosing and owing a huge loan that you can't repay. Plus it gives you an idea on how you need to budget when you have a baby. Also, make every effort to be with the baby. If you work all day and they're asleep when you get home....you be the one to wake up in the night to rock the baby to sleep. Or at least wake up with your wife so that the baby gets familiar with you and feels your affection. And take every effort to teach them everything from motor skills, cognitive skills, to speech. They're little sponges. They grasp more than you think.

-Dear DM

Is this as good as it gets?

-Porn fluffer


No. It gets better if you plan accordingly.

Does that mean that Citizen will be going to jail for peepin at the jailbait thread?


Yes. That's why he disappeared.



It's hilarious and racist.

is it a sin to get high off weed? just wondering


Yes. The bible states that we should remain sober minded. While most in Jesus' day drank alcohol and "made merry" (got buzzed) drunkenness was considered a sin (getting hammered). Thing is, you can drink and not get drunk, but you can't smoke and not get high.
May 05, 2010 @ 11:50:57 AM
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how about where it says in genesis 1:29
"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

does that mean that weed with seeds in it is ok in gods eyes?
May 05, 2010 @ 12:04:52 PM
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how about where it says in genesis 1:29
"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat."

does that mean that weed with seeds in it is ok in gods eyes?


This was prior to the fall where they were exiled out of the garden of eden. It can be found in genesis 3. Specifically Gen 3:17 "To Adam he said, "Because you listened to your wife and ate from the tree about which I commanded you, 'You must not eat of it,'
"Cursed is the ground because of you;
through painful toil you will eat of it
all the days of your life."

So we see that not all plants are good anymore. Some can even poison us or cause cancer.
May 05, 2010 @ 13:21:04 PM
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This was prior to the fall where they were exiled out of the garden of eden. It can be found in genesis 3. Specifically Gen 3:17 "To Adam he said, "Because you listened to your wife and ate from the tree about which I commanded you, 'You must not eat of it,'
"Cursed is the ground because of you;
through painful toil you will eat of it
all the days of your life."

So we see that not all plants are good anymore. Some can even poison us or cause cancer.


yes, but in psalms 104:14 it says
"He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man"
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