gonna poke some fun at Rooney based on photo's I found of him in Oregon.
here's how it goes based on the series of events in the photos,
1) Rooney texting some prostitute or escort
2) She replies back with a picture, along with a time and place
3) Rooney is happy and on his way to get some American p*ssy before he heads back to Manchester . SAF and Man Utd hope this all week will help him get back into form. end of story lol